I''m sorry but what the hell did I just read?

This one guy shot a load in my mouth and I realized that, today, my breath had been not that great, so I swished his ♥♥♥ around in my mouth before swallowing (because I always swallow, I'm a good girl)

After I swallow his load I smell my own breath and it was fantastic!
It smelled like a fresh tropical minty breeze from an exotic island of fruit!
So what I did was buy a ♥♥♥♥ ton of ♥♥♥ from guys and keep it in a jar at the right tempurature so it wouldn't be frozen or liquid. In the morning before school I dip my toothbrush in the jar of ♥♥♥ and brush my teeth with it. Everyone says my breath smells great!
And from now on everytime I have sex with a guy he blows a load into my jar for extra ♥♥♥-toothpaste :)

omg ur pringles why u change name to pringles from derupy why u do tht!!?

OMG a canadian, eh?

lol

Herp