Reseñas recientes de Don Karnage

Do you really need me to tell you to play this? I mean really, what am I supposed to say? It's not like you don't know it's great. Everybody you've ever met says it's great. Every review you've ever read says it's great. Even snarky click-bait review sites can't bring themselves to talk bad about it. The YouTube comments for it are positive. YouTube comments! And yet you still haven't played it. So you've stumbled on this review and expect that something I write will be what finally makes you break down and spend however much it costs to get what is literally one of the greatest games of all time? Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

The art style can only be described as scrumptious. It leaves you wanting more.

The lowest amount of money I've ever spent on a personal GOTY.

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It is so good you guys. Totally seriously.

Only 0.75% of the Steam community has the 'End Game' achievement.

I am the 0.75%

Here's why I don't buy that there are 100 million Steam accounts: Skyrim hasn't sold 100 million copies.

I noped out the first time a rat/pig hybrid ran by. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Do you want to conquer the world? Do you have a lot of time in which to conquer the world? Do you know what the Holy Roman Empire was and think that your small Germanic kingdom should get up in on that? Are you still reading this? If so, hey! Good on ya! Now go play this game.