Wombats are the baddest-assed quadruped badasses in the world!!!! They are known to sleep, burrow, oh yeah, and totally ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ UP!!!!! That includes both pirates AND ninjas.

Wombats can kill anyone they want! A wombat once took on the country of France and totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ their ♥♥♥♥ completely up!!! One time the Crocodile Hunter Steve Erwin was walking through the outback looking for wallabies to rape and this wombat totally jumped out and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him up with it's super sweet wombat speed!!! It was so cool that I popped 132 womboners and rammed my head into a concrete wall!!!!!!!