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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:03am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:20am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 10:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:57am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:38am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:01am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:12am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:06am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:12am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:24am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:21pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 4:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 9:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:33am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 7:14am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:22am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:20am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:57am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:15am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:56am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:51am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:22pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:04am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:36am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:17am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 9:26am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:38am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 11:53am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:31pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:18am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:01am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:07am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:57am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 9:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 3:09am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 5:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:00am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 9:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:05am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:00pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:36am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:01pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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