+rep big fan sir add me plz

A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?"
holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.
-- Plutarch
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
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The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterson
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QOTD:
The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
gerbil has more dark meat.
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
-- Robert Orben
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This fortune intentionally says nothing.
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-rep starts masturbating during match and asks for timeout. Good thing that he just takes 30 seconds

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