Recent reviews by Nonarch

This game is fun for kids, but is garbage for anyone else. Everything is cutscenes and you can't skip cutscenes. Can't skip end round point count up. Can't skip anything. Gameplay is not very intuitive and the hints don't help much. I couldn't keep playing after the first 30 minutes of watching cutscenes and barely playing. The boss battle was weak. Buy this if you want to play 2 player with your 6 year old, otherwise it's a waste of a game.

This game is really awesome and fun to play. One of the best stealth fighting games I've ever played. It really reminded me of Tenchu from PS1. The gameplay mechanics are top noch.

Plus, I know more about the LOTR lore than I have ever wanted to. Now whenever I'm at a party I have so much great trivia to pick up chicks with. Did you know Sauron was an elf? Who? Sauron the evil guy from LOTR? What's that? Lord of the Rings, you know the Hobbit? You don't say... Yea, and he betrayed the smith that made the rings of power and killed his family.... Wow... I think my friends are calling me. Ok, see you later my precious.

This is going to be awesome.

This is a great game if you like a lot of cut scenes. This game was much better when I made some popcorn. It says I played 32 hours, so 30 of that was cutscenes and conversations. Which can all be boiled down to saying Illuminati did it. Maybe the book was better.

I really love this game. You've got super powers, awesome guns, hot chicks, a funny ash script, 100's of movie and video game references(Matrix, They Live, hell yea), hours of mini-games, old school text adverntures that are funny. It's exactly what I wanted to play. I keep coming back to this game whenever I want to have fun with powers, kill things and blow shiz up. This game is just so awesome and so much fun.

The only real con is I wish you could fly, but it makes it more interesting to have to super jump and glyde around. It's like what Superman was originally designed as. Also I wish it were longer, but I guess I could get all the achievements if I wanted too. The story animation is also a bit glitchy and incomplete, but when you skip it most of the time anyway, who cares.

I only paid 5 bucks for this kick arse game with all the DLC, i would have paid $20, which is the top I'll pay for any game. But paying 5 bucks made this even better. It's a bit different from the previous SR games, but this one has been my favorite by far!

Buy this now, have some fun, and thank me later, and the game creators I guess.

Just buy Just Cause 2, it's more fun and cheaper and less buggy, and easier on your card.

Everything that is fun about this game is in Just Cause 2, besides the wing suit. The wing suit is really the only upgrade, and you can Mod JC2 and get that. It was just as repetative as JC2. No improvements there.

Game is super glitchy and wasn't ported well. It's GTA 4 all over again.

I wish I hadn't puchased this, but atleast I only paid $20 for it. This game is why I don't buy new games for over $20 anymore.

Witcher 2 is a crap version of Skyrim. The story is the only good part. The game play is bugged and weak. Just walking around town you might get stuck on spots of nothing. The fighting engine is complete non-sense. I played this game for a day, and couldn't take it anymore. I wish I never bought this game. It might be good for an xbox or PS4 game, but for PC this is aweful.

This is a peasent level game.

I naver played a game that offered everything I wanted in a fps, until I played Dishonored. If only this game had 100 more levels. Buy this game, buy the DLC, buy everything you can. This is the best FPS I've ever played. I love this game.

The only con I can think of is the animation scenes are somewhat limited in quantity. But that's a problem with all games. Which means I can't be as sadistic as I want to be, which might be a good thing.

If you like FPS stealth there is no better game availble.

Games for Windows Live for starters. Crapy engine. ♥♥♥♥ boss fights. Seems like the character swings weapons in random directions. It doesn't explain anything in the story about how to find Zombrex. The arrow dirrections make you go the long way around the map every time, do not trust the arrow dirrections, they are ♥♥♥♥! How this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game has a 78 rating I will never know, this is a 58 at best. Multiple player must be it's only saving feature, but playing alone is too frustrating.

The best WWII FPS out there.

It's like counter-strike with swords. Join the medieval blood fest.