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11 of 28 (39%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 11:30am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 11:30am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 11:37am

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2020 @ 11:38am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 8:24am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 4:45am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2020 @ 1:41pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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