If i'm leading the kills on a side, Please Do NOT rage. You're having an off day, that's all, mate. 99% of the time, i'm =with= you at the bottom of the stats barrel...

Common Questions:

'Why 5Gold and Bottom Stats?' Well i'm not Global Elite for a reason, ain't I? I work so i don't have time to play AIM maps or other Improvement-Type content.

'Why 5Gold/5-year Coin? etc, etc, You suck' Well again, I work. Also for the longest i played Bots because when GO came out, nobody but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ played (the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who made me sick of playing Source because "everybody & their mom toggled their hacks") So for the longest, while my oldest kid got his skills to teenage-Elite, i played bots (and that one map that you could walk away for 10+ hours to get the Max Kills and Game Wins achievement. The dude who made that map, by the way, should get a nobel prize for LoLz...

"Pensive's Wetness?" Short and Sweet? my gaming career started on Unreal Tournement (at a nice Cybercafe in Virginia Beach, Va) where i was hailed and revialed for camping the upper Teleporter on many, many sessions of CTF-Facing Worlds, with my Impact Hammer. Good times (M-M-Monster Kill[kill][kill][kill])... I was also 'adiquate' with Rocket Boosts on Quake II & III... The actual name is derived from a friend who's handle was 'Pensive' when i was stationed in Jacksonville, Fla in 1996. PW came to me, on a whim when i was later stationed in Norfolk, Va. It's been my main handle ever since....

as i am of the Serf-caste, my session times are usually in the late evening EST

My thoughts on clawing my way to Silver IV: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the competition is actually fierce. More ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Yeah, but they rest theirr ♥♥♥♥ on actually being GOOD. More Polite and team-centric. Carry me to victory (and yes, it says you truely suck* if I am leading in the boards, LOL...)

I suppose i was being optomistic about the 'nice players'. Lately, everyone has been major try-hards. In light of that and other factors, i think i'm gonna take a leave of absence from CSGO. Maybe i'll come back soon but it's no longer fun trying the angles...

* still qualified as 'bad day/rusty/need a buzz/beat off,etc