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"There is nothing that can be in our way, for this is Jekub, that Laughs at
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-- From the Book Of Nome, Jekub, Chap. 3, v. V
(Terry Pratchett, Diggers)
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Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them
to do it.
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THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP

This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of
an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said
to be useful in protheththing lithtth.
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Poorman's Rule:
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package,
you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
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<CosmicRay> err, wire strippers
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There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a
threaded news reader.
(Unknown source)
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