Best Somalian water day trader

My friends on TikTok screenshot NFTs, on Discord it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NFTs... I was in a server, right? And ALL the channels were just NFT screenshots!!!!!!! I showed my Fruit of the Loom underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, don't screenshot my NFT HAHA You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot." I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a monkey and said "THAT'S A BIT COIN!!!" I looked at my penis and thought of the size of a cryptobro's penis and I go "Penis? More like THE PHYSICAL VALUE OF NFTS!" AAAAAAAAH!

I'm callin Sluggo

Man, I went through your list just now in hopes that you were playing something cool.... DISAPPOINTED

WAAAAA?