Είμαι ο SKULKSASAURUS,βασιλίας των δεινοσαύρων άκουσέ με να μουγκρίζω !!!

Gil-galad ech vae vaegannen matha,

Aith heleg nín i orch gostatha;

Nin cíniel na nguruthos

Hon ess nín istatha:

Aiglos


Ich bin der, der mit dem SKULK tanzt.

Man nennt mich SKULKASAURUS! Man sagt ich sei tödlich!!! Ich werfe eure tote Leiche den Hünden vor! Ihr seid bloß mein Futter... :D (a warning especially for Tom Rae)

Top quotes of all time:

1) "So I kicked him in the head ´til he was dead! Hahaha!

2) "Democracy is a terrible system of government...unfortuanately it´s about 7 times better than every other form..."

3) "Dear Spot...is your taxonimic nomentclature an endothermic quadruped carnivirous by nature?"

4) "Me ruv you rong time!"

5) A journalist to an American boxer..."so what do you think of William Shakespeare?" The Boxer "I dont know him but I´ll bust the foo´ up good!"

6) Two Cosmonauts play "I Spy..." on entry to space: "I spy with my little eye something begining with... "S" ..."

7) "Practice safe tax. Use a non-dom" (Non-domicile)

8) Socialism is like a dream, it sounds nice, but sooner or later you need to wake up..."

9) "Everything is so simple...when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!"

10) "Franny and Felicity Poundington are coming to tea!"

11) "Jagdgeschwader Eins bitte melden! feindliche Abfangjäger greifen aus der Sonne an!!! Ohhh die sind unsere Abfangjäger..."

12) Politicians never understand that making war is like making love to a 500lb Gorilla, you might want to start, but you don´t stop until the Gorilla wants to stop..."

13) "You give me a waterboard, ♥♥♥♥ Cheney, and one hour and I´ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders." Jesse Ventura

14) "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - 1775 Benjamin Franklin