🚨 Small Penis Alert! 🚨
Attention, everyone! A small penis has been spotted in the wild! Proceed with caution, as it may not be visible from a distance, but once noticed, it cannot be ignored. Reports indicate it's struggling to compete with the bigger, more confident members in the area. Please refrain from making direct eye contact as it may lead to further insecurity. Keep your expectations low, and remember, size isn’t everything – but it might be when it comes to... you know... certain activities. 🔍👀

Be safe out there, folks. Check your ego at the door, and always remember: it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. But, well, maybe in this case... the ocean’s a bit of a puddle. 🌊

Bro the way you hold angles in cs is tighter than your pride jeans! And your flicks are so clean they’d make a drag queen jealous!!! Honestly you’re out here dominating the scoreboard and the boys hearts at the same time. Absolute icon...

this dude touched my pee pee and i liked it

Fragger, fierce and shining bright,
Strutting through the server’s fight,
What immortal flair or glow
Could weave such glam in every show?

Through the flash and smoke you prance,
Headshots landed in a dance.
What divine and daring style
Could pair such aim with sass and guile?

On what mousepad does your wrist glide,
While rainbow sparks trail by your side?
What wrist flick, what audacious spin,
Turns every match into a win?

When the bombsite’s lit, and danger nears,
You saunter in without a fear,
A winking quip, a sassy taunt,
Before you slay their final haunt.

Fragger, glowing, proud, and true,
Your fabulousness breaks through.
In every clutch, you snatch the crown—
The fiercest queen to slay the round!

Shoutout to my fabulous friend Aruna, the gay Korean Counter Strike 2 QUEEN! This guy’s so good, he could wipe out your team faster than a rainbow-colored tank rolling through Normandy. He plays with the precision of a WWII strategist but adds his own sparkle and sass to every kill. He’s got the firepower of a World War 2 battalion and the pride of a drag queen on a glitter bomb. Keep slaying, Aruna—fiercely fabulous, always fabulous, and ready to raid your entire team like it’s Pride Month!"

I hope this captures the fun energy you’re looking for!

⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯⣯
⣯⣇⣇⣇⣇⣇⣇⣇⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⣏⣇⣇
⣏⣧⣇⣇⣇⣇⣇⣇⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣇⣧⣇⣇⣇
⣧⣏⣇⣇⣇⣧⣧⣯⣯⡀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⣧⣏⣏⣇⣇⣇
⣯⣯⣇⣧⣯⠛⠉⣿⣇⣇⠀⠀⣯⣏⣇⣇⣧⣧⣇⣧⣇
⣯⣯⠟⠁⠀⠀⣤⣿⣧⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⣇⣇⣇⣇
⣯⠋⠀⠀⣴⣿⣇⣧⣯⣯⠀⠀⢰⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣇⣏⣏⣧⣇
⡏⠀⠀⣾⣯⣯⣏⣧⣏⣯⠀⠀⠈⠋⠋⠋⠋⠋⠋⠋⠋⠋⣯⣧⣧⣇
⡂⠀⠀⣇⣧⣯⣧⣇⣇⣯⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⢫⣧⣏⣇
⣧⠀⠀⣿⣇⣯⣏⣯⣇⣇⣧⣏⣏⣇⣧⣧⣏⡏⠙⣧⣏⣦⠀⠀⠻⣧⣇⣇
⣏⣄⠀⠈⢿⣧⣇⣇⣇⣇⣧⣏⣏⣏⣏⣯⠋⠀⠀⣼⣧⣯⣷⠀⠀⠙⣯⠏⢻⣏
⣯⣏⣦⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣇⣧⣇⣧⣇⠟⠋⠀⠀⢀⣾⣇⣧⣇⣯⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿
⣇⣇⣇⣏⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣯⣯⣯⣧⣧⣧⣇⣏⣦⣮⣮⣮⣮