Crab
Texas, United States
 
 
[1:36 PM]
Merkon:
. . . i question your existence



[4:17 PM]
Crab:
well everyone
gather round
time for a group suicide



4:07 PM - infinity421: that gets on my tits.

4:07 PM - infinity421: yes.
4:07 PM - infinity421: it gets on my tits.


4:59 PM - Infinity421: im gonna sleep now
4:59 PM - Headcrabwarrior: R.I.P
4:59 PM - Headcrabwarrior: my skeletons will be with you shortly.
4:59 PM - Headcrabwarrior: enter your coffin and prepare for the transformation.


9:57 PM - Headcrabwarrior: MY BONES
9:57 PM - Headcrabwarrior: TRAVEL THEM
9:57 PM - Hetalian Creeper is a Raptor: NON


6:51 AM - infinity421: snek is not fud
6:51 AM - infinity421: is snoot
6:51 AM - Crab: https://youtu.be/JQ3AC9yrHvs?t=138


[8:09 PM]
Zeimaster:
his entire deal is that he wants to fight the beard and his fellow aragami
to evolve
so together
they can ascend
TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT



10:05 PM - Hetalian the magical girl is now Online.
10:05 PM - Headcrabwarrior: hetalianwhat
10:05 PM - Hetalian the magical girl: Ugh.
10:06 PM - Hetalian the magical girl: ♥♥♥♥ it
10:06 PM - Hetalian the magical girl: I'm a magical girl.


12:21 PM - Headcrabwarrior: THESE BONES
12:21 PM - Headcrabwarrior: ARE USED
12:21 PM - Headcrabwarrior: FOR POLISHING OTHER BONES
12:21 PM - Infinity421: W
12:21 PM - Infinity421: HOW
12:21 PM - Headcrabwarrior: BONES
12:21 PM - Headcrabwarrior: THAT'S HOW


[2:17 PM]
Acheronton:
weöö


10:27 PM - Headcrabwarrior: CAT MAGIC.
10:27 PM - infinity421: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPACE MAGIC
10:27 PM - infinity421: IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POKEMON
10:27 PM - infinity421: THAT EATS SPACE ZOMBIES


8:34 PM - Zombie Hugger: Your corpse is pretty


[5:49 AM]
Zeimaster:
you sound like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swedish chef


4:27 AM - Isaq: I have never been so afraid before
4:27 AM - Crab: it's just two concs
4:27 AM - Crab: we'll be fine
4:28 AM - Crab: THE CONC PICKED UP A BATALYST CANNON
4:28 AM - Crab: WE'LL NOT BE FINE


1:09 AM - :D, Monk: I staple tapeworms to my penis
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Comments
Qwasee 20 Mar, 2019 @ 1:16am 
This man right here is a crab. Full fledged crab. A crab with a plan. A plan that, well, only crabs would know.
Zombie Hugger 13 Jul, 2018 @ 7:10pm 
I have come to tell you your lack of video game variety is a poor life decision.
SQUID GAMES !!!! 30 Jul, 2013 @ 9:44am 
Your profile comments seem to be dead good sir.
:D, Monk 16 Oct, 2012 @ 9:31pm 
“Do not ask which creature screams in the night. Do not question who waits for you in the shadow. It is my cry that wakes you in the night, and my body that crouches in the shadow. I am Tzeentch and you are the puppet that dances to my tune...”