Quitting after ~30k hours cuz life in moderation is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

🎬 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYys4GYP4Tg

- 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 -

tooda killed _____.
_____ dropped.
_____ has left the game.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛@𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiockzY8qc0

Q: AdmBmb1D & Sheikz0r: how do you make those shots on me and not other players?
A: killing noobs is like getting killed by cheaters: meaningless
(also, my muscle memory is programmed for seasoned players)

Snapplejuice: this is insane, tooda you're suiciding every round and you still have the best score

zbd: you're probably the best player in this server; can you play for real please..
(you confused a whole bunch of people with that statement lmao)

When smoking too much weed gets in the way of performing your admin duties:
tooda: Dippy, that guy's cheating.
Dippy types in chat: if you're cheating please leave - ????? LOL

tooda: Wawfuls, why don't you rush B alone (1), kill homek (2), then die (3) and drop bomb in site (4)
A few moments later..
*DEAD* wfls : I DID IT! (all 4 objectives completed successfully LOL)

There are less than a handful of players I enjoy watching these days but one of my favs: sweaty
If you wanna watch someone get noobed in the most horrific ways --> spec sweaty lol

Legend connects - gotta put on a show: fast cat, drop to ct spawn (7 kills)
Legend: Fkn dumb@ss lol. Now he's gonna go 10 rounds without a kill. LMAO

I still hold the record for most kills in a single round: 13 kills /15 in 2022
Achieved on friend's $800 Walmart laptop w/ integrated graphics 60hz, $12 wireless mouse, no mousepad, 120mbs internet..
(To be fair, it was one of the rare times I've played at a desk & was on high quality coke 3.5/$475)

Santa connects - again showing off, rushing cat
Santamaria: HS HS HS HS HS lol. (rushing 1deags)

@beachouse:
these kids all suck lol
this is horrendous
these new age pub stars are insane
like theyre so lame lmao

canucK`:
the 9dig venezuelans man
they're too good
comin around corners with their crosshair at your toes still gettin headshots

NuTbLaStEr:
i kept spawning in with the bomb and running it out mid doors
i did this 2 rounds in a row and i kept dying and he said WHOEVER TAKES THE BOMB OUT MID DOORS AGAIN IS GETTING A 1 DAY BAN
i spawned in with the bomb the very next round after he said that and ran it out mid and died lmao

tooda: you're cheating and you're trash
gEEk`: i've been playing this since before you were born kid
tooda: you're a 9 digit...
gEEk`: what is that?

tooda:
Cool el pepe another 9 digit cs prodigy
Make sure he cheats before giving him free admin
sweaty: lmfaooooooooo

Big thanks, all of you! It's been a privilege playing and getting to know you.

I know I was away for a good part of a decade, but didn't think it was possible that the game could change as much as it has.
I don't know what you guys are playing, but it ain't cs lol.
No one who started playing after ~2010 will ever understand this and you will never be able to explain it to them.
RIP - the best game ever.