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-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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THE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a game in his life. But now it was time
to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor.
"Sorry," he said with a smile.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Marv Albert: He's really showing us what a man with a cannon
in his chest can do.
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Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
-- Thomas Edison
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If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
-- Robert Moses
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Support your right to arm bears!!
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Brian: Oh, my god, that was hilarious!
Lois: What does that say into me? Oh, go [beep]
Lois: yourself Diane. [Brian spits]
Stewie: She said a swear!
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