this player needs to lose his virginity.

Although he’s very skilled at counter strike, there’s still a flair of immaturity to his playstyle. I noticed that he was still a virgin after paying close attention.

The reason why s1mple is at his current level is because he lost his virginity. Without it, he’d only be at around prime coldzera’s level, which is still great but pales in comparison to his 2018 form which was the year he lost his virginity.

This player can attain new levels of raw skill the day he loses his virginity. He will fully mature in his playstyle and will be able to play not with the mindset of a boy, but of a man.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning. I'm calling the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FBI on your pedophile ass.

Great trader + rep:)

Great trader, +Rep, A+++