Good evening,

I would like to begin by introducing myself, my name is Ghetto Freshness and I come from a low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable.

I have stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex.

In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities. These are activities I and my compatriots look down upon.

I am so much stronger than and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours that you could employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me, but I of course would prevail because I am stronger than you.

I am sure I need not remind you of my place of birth where, as I explained before, the living conditions are far worse then your aforementioned city of residence.

I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am orating with little or no preparation, an act commonly referred to as "free-style".

Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am in fact much stronger and have endured a larger number of hardships than you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you.

I know of a women with whom you have had sexual intercourse, I too have had sexual intercourse with said women and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particular’s of your genitals. What she said was not very generous Sir.

In conclusion I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument.
You Sir are a weak, timid and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am the superior monologist in this debate and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.