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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 11:47am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 1:53pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 10:54am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 11:53am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 3:56pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:45am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 5:53am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 2:28am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:37am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:36am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 4:33pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 11:42am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 6:01am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:36am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 2:50pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:36am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:10am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:04am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:42am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 3:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:02am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 11:58am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 6:25am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 1:34pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 1:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:45am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 6:41pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 2:08pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 5:23pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:39pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:56am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 2:21am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:22am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:34pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 1:36pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 2:24am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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