"Some Day I Hope To Make The Perfect Crème Brûlée" is what that black guy in the Highschool Musical song Stick To The Status Quo said I live by those words now.

Me IRL

Sick Ass Beat

╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝dont cancel your club penguin membership╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝

You're disrespecting a future U.S. Army Soilder

uɐɯ ʎɐƃ ʎxǝs

"I must defend the honor of my butthole."~Choe

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch

Save the enviorment. Have a clean butt-hole.

Have sex to save the world

Saltine Crackers and Ass Canons

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Being my friend gives you access to hookers and blow.

I may be a dank memer but I have feelings.