Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord.
"I'll have a glass of blood", said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*