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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:17pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:16am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:51am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:31am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:49am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:59am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:00am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:40am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:42am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:04pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:47am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:33am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:04am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:04am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:43am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:41pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:29am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:12pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:06am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:43am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:16pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:00am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:00am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:05am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:34pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:19am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:16am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:35am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:57am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:52am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:04am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:36am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:43am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:39am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:47pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:13pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:29am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:21am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:33am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:53am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:01am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:44am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 4:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:02am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:36pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:58pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:00am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 May @ 2:59pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:00am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:45am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:08pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:00pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:40am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:25am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:38am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:47am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:58pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:20pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:59am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 12:03am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 9:00am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:57am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:59pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:22am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:26am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:19am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:37pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:48pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:52pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:03pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:12am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:58am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:13pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:54am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:54am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:20am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:06pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:01am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:56am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:19pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:19pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:42pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:57pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:56am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:06am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:07am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:46am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:46am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:12pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:40am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:07pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:26am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:05pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:06pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:36pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:06pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:54pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:50am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:51am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:20am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:29am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:33pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:45am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:07pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:11am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:10am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:49am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:04am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:50am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:42pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 12:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 12:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May @ 12:23pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May @ 12:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 4:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:09pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:04pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:09pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:59pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:03am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 12:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:24pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:49am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:38am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 12:38pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:03am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:26am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:56am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:26am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:17pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:48am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May @ 2:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:59am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:15pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:45pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:04pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:59pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:03am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:12pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:29am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:35am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:09pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:49am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:46am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:03pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:58pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:47am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:47am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:40am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked