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Recent reviews by Rurik

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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
44.4 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Hey hey people, Sseth here...
Posted 6 April, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
184.9 hrs on record (126.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game makes you understand what private property is and why you SHOULD NOT INFRINGE on other man's property
Posted 29 May, 2021.
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15 people found this review helpful
25 people found this review funny
23.0 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Still a nice game after all these years, it aged very well. Still feels very smooth and enjoyable. Played this game as a seven years old and after thirteen years it still feels good.

I guess you can compare it with having sex after thirteen years with the girl you lost your virginity to. Time has passed, she aged, you feel different to her, but in the end it is good.

8/10
Posted 26 August, 2016. Last edited 26 August, 2016.
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43 people found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
475.6 hrs on record (264.6 hrs at review time)
A big orgy of autistic armchair generals spamming air units and Spetsnaz in a 5x5km map. Even Chechnya felt better.

10/10 you don't know what it feels like.
Posted 26 August, 2016.
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108 people found this review helpful
254 people found this review funny
26.5 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
Modified my game to play nasheeds as standard music and everyone yells Allah Akbar when anything happens. Parents afraid I would radicalize. Imam approved. I'm now in Syria.

Halal/10
Posted 26 August, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.3 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Played as a viking getting shout at a person for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruining his killstreak and then got killed by person who has same name as my gf.

1093/10 never play again
Posted 9 March, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
32.6 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you want to build a Star Trek like spaceship and blow everyone up, you bought the wrong game.

However, if you want to build the most degenerate as ♥♥♥♥ ship in the universe with an amount of lights that even cause Alienware desktops to have a lagspike, then yes, welcome to Space Engineers.

Posted 23 February, 2015.
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10 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
79.5 hrs on record (68.1 hrs at review time)
Very free. Lots of gore. No pay to win ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up hitboxes. ♥♥♥♥ community. Kaiser is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

All in all, good game
Posted 23 February, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
296.8 hrs on record (148.5 hrs at review time)
Very good game. After playing more than 150 hours over five years I still am very content with the gameplay, graphics and teamwork.

Although there are, overall, at maximum three full servers at Saturday evening the game is largely still alive at some hours. Don't expect the game to be active at 12:00 GMT+1. Once it is afternoon in Europe the servers get full until early morning in Europe. Player basis is largely from Europe, US and some Russians, Asianic people are rarely sighted.

The gameplay is good and totally based on skill instead of unlocking anything. There are no unlocks, no levels and everything is available at start. That said, don't be suprised to get yelled at if you don't know how to properly use a kit.

I wholeheartly recommend this game whilst it is still alive, and with the upcoming patches and increasing popularity, I give it a solid two-three more years before it is finally at rest in the Game Heaven.
Posted 19 February, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
107.9 hrs on record (93.8 hrs at review time)
Very good game with bottle of good vokda
Posted 22 November, 2012.
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