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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:52am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 7:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:10pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:49am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:08am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:19am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:30pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 11:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 11:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 2:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:28am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 8:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:13am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:14am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:09am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 3:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:31am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 11:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 1:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:50pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:33am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:14am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:39am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 9:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:14pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 5:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 1:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 6:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:35am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 11:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 8:36am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 11:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:47am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 11:20am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 9:26am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 7:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 1:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 7:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 11:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 6:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:09am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:40am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:23am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:49am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:54am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 8:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 7:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:52am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:56pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 7:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 4:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:55am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:06am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 12:45pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 1:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 1:20pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:35am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 9:05am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 11:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 6:39am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 10:44am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 11:11am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:10pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:56pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:20am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:51pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:10am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:14am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:40am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 11:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 6:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:50pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:24am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:01am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:57am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:15am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:36am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 11:48am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:33pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:26am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 1:05pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 9:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:46pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 12:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 11:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 9:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 7:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 8:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:16pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 9:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 2:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:02am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:04am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:45pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:36pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:15am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 11:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 11:48am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:29pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 9:51am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 12:14pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:16am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 8:17pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:55am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:47am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 3:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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