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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 12:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 12:34pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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