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Toasters 🍞 are actually time machines ⏳ controlled by raccoons 🦝 wearing sunglasses 🕶️, but the government 🚔 keeps it secret 🤫 by feeding goldfish 🐠 encrypted pizza 🍕 recipes. Meanwhile, shoelaces 👟 develop artificial intelligence 🤖 and start composing symphonies 🎻 about the tragic love ❤️ story of a potato 🥔 and a vending machine 🏪. Suddenly, tornadoes 🌪️ begin speaking French 🇫🇷, demanding citizenship 🏛️ in the kingdom of jellybeans 🍬, but flamingos 🦩 intervene by launching satellites 🛰️ made of marshmallows ☁️. Then, out of nowhere, a cactus 🌵 becomes the world’s leading astrophysicist 🔭 and proves that gravity 🏋️ is just a conspiracy cooked up by llamas 🦙 to sell more trampolines 🤸. At the peak of chaos, waffles 🧇 declare independence 🎌.

🛸✨NASA🚀wale 👨‍🔬🔭 bohot 😳🐋 khatarnak⚠️😱 hain 🆘⛔ 12⏱️ August 🗓️2018 ⏳⏳ko NASA🛩️ne ek spacecraft 🛸launch🚀 kia aur sabhi ko bola 🗣️hum isse sooraj🌞 ki sateh⭕ ko chooh🤌 kar dekhna🙈 chahte hai lekin sachai🙊 kuch aur thi. Jis samay ⏱️ yeh space craft🛸 launch🚀 ho raha tha uss samay Nasa 🛩️ke vigyaniko👨‍🔬 ne iske andar ek dabba 📭rakhdia tha.uss dabbe📭 ke andar ek bidi🚬 rakhi hui thi. Vigyanik👨‍🔬 dekhna👀 chahte the ke sooraj 🌞bidi🚬 ko jala 🔥paata hai ya nahi. Jab yeh sooraj 🌞ki oopri atmosphere🌐 corona 👾mein pohncha to kudrati🏞️ ye bidi🚬 jal 🔥gayi aur NASA🛩️ ne bidi🚬 Mission🚀 mein safal🏆 hokar itihaas 📚rach ke rakhdia💪

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