WARNING, CJOCK inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

Tell your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend Maya to stop hacking , ♥♥♥♥ing cancerous ♥♥♥♥ thinks we wont know , tell him to chop his ♥♥♥♥ off to pay for the hacks on his next account cz he is going to get banned on this acc if he continues to hack , PEACE

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for ti? Why can't the himes just realize that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person accuse of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

أَرَقٌ عَلى أَرَقٍ وَمِثلِيَ يَأرَقُوَجَوىً يَزيدُ وَعَبرَةٌ تَتَرَقرَقُجُهدُ الصَبابَةِ أَن تَكونَ كَما أَرىعَينٌ مُسَهَّدَةٌ وَقَلبٌ يَخفِقُما لاحَ بَرقٌ أَو تَرَنَّمَ طائِرٌإِلّا اِنثَنَيتُ وَلي فُؤادٌ شَيِّقُجَرَّبتُ مِن نارِ الهَوى ما تَنطَفينارُ الغَضى وَتَكِلُّ عَمّا تُحرِقُوَعَذَلتُ أَهلَ العِشقِ حَتّى ذُقتُهُفَعَجِبتُ كَيفَ يَموتُ مَن لا يَعشَقُوَعَذَرتُهُم وَعَرَفتُ ذَنبِيَ أَنَّنيعَيَّرتُهُم فَلَقيتُ فيهِ ما لَقوا

WARNING !!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.

Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.