Try not to suicide and
PRAISE LORD GABEN! [gaben.tv]

I <3ed Dota and already played some FUN League:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ats9gLVJoOk

I opened Steam to see
all of the games on sale
I can't believe my luck
payment transaction failed
All I want is to download
all these super awesome games
it's like the program knows that
So tell me who's to blame

I always feel like
Gabe Newell's watching me
Tell me is it just on Steam?