have an offer for ya, added mate.

have an offer for ya, added mate.

accept me please :)

Harry Potter leaned and whispered into Dobby’s ear, “How bad do you want this sock back, Dobby?” Dobby sank to his knees, reaching his bony hand up to clasp the solid force behind Harry’s zipper, “will this be enough to get it back, master.” “We’ll see…” Harry replied, revealing his large succulent 6” wand. Dobby took Harry’s length and looked up with pleading eyes, unsure if he was able to handle the length of Harry’s wand. “There there,” Harry reassured dobby, “You were always my favourite elf.”Dobby let go his breath he didn’t realise he had been holding and nodded his head, dobby then began working his hands up and down the wand with increasing firmness, just how harry liked it.“Oh, this is so much better than Hagrid… Dobby I didn’t know how you had experience…” Harry remarked as he grabbed Dobby by the ears.

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my Queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturb you, please make me aware. You, my Queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts.