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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!

Przybyłem, zobaczyłem, podpis zostawiłem

+rep bo jego staray robi dobre mielone

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