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6 people found this review helpful
20.2 hrs on record
You are a trained soldier for whichever nation, so ofcourse you'll be moving like a grandmother.
You are a trained soldier, getting shot at and adrenaline is pumping, ofcourse you'll take 99 years to aim down sights.
You are a trained soldier, with adrenaline pumping through your veins. Ofcourse running 20 meters will be your outmost limit!!11

The overhaul is complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i dont understand why they have implemented it. Surely not for realism, and if this perfromance is realistic in their minds, its because theyre office fatties that put on some gear and weapons, tried running and thought " man that sure was hard ".

I dont see how else they deem this overhaul realistic lol.
Posted 4 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
98.3 hrs on record (29.5 hrs at review time)
Get the game
Friend asks if im a sigma or not
Why yes ofcourse
Difficulty 6 automatons as Level 1 cadet
We somehow duo it and win the operation
10/10


Yay compromise your data by following a mandatory account link with Sony!!!11

Shame, gameplay really is 10/10


WE ARE SO BACK
Posted 1 March, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
168.4 hrs on record
Finished the game after around 160 hours with multiple character retries.

Personally, I recommend going in blind and just letting the world consume you.

The game is very ruthless and unforgiving, many reviews will tell you to not play it because of this reason but all I can say is get good. If you DONT want to get good, follow a guide online for your first run and try again.

What I recommend is, make a build that you think will work, prepare for it to crash and burn, then adjust your build from the beginning. I had to do this 5 times before I came up with a viable build. What usually works is focusing on 1-2 types of weapons that compliment each other. Here are a few examples:
- SMG and pistol, they both scale of dex.
- Rifle / sniper, they both scale of per
- Sniper / Sledgehammer, they both scale of str

MILD SPOILER AHEAD, usually if your build survives Old Junkyard without having to min-max everything and retry every fight 20 times you should be good for the rest of the game.

I think the primary reason that people leave poor reviews is that they tried to be an omni supersoldier with more brainmatter than all humans combined. Spreading your skills too thin is detrimental, because you'll perform poorly on all of them.

tl;dr
Dont spread skills thin and you should be good
Posted 14 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record
Maybe the real heists were the refunds we made along the way
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
beatsaber car simulator on crack
Posted 8 August, 2020.
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2,123.0 hrs on record (2,096.4 hrs at review time)
not as many hours as my friends but it's aight
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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14.3 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Very chill, laidback and relaxing game. Good game to replace your " fiddeling " needs when you're talking to somebody. It's easy to learn, has a leaderboard if you're feeling a little competitive and it's very satisfying to see your Island progress form a mere lumberjack post to a huge society.

It has creative mode, where you build how much you want with no limits, only downside is that you can't directly delete a building.
Normal mode where you work for points which allow you to expand further.

TL;DR very good for casual gameplay but can also give you a competitive feeling due to leaderboard.

8/10 wish you could delete things in creative mode.

Here come some wishes that I have.

Also adding a " road " building would be cool. Maybe add civilians aswell.
I can imagine this having multiplayer where you can 1v1 in building your Island in order to compete for the highest score for said Island.
Posted 3 July, 2019. Last edited 3 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
By far, one of the greatest games that I have ever played.
This game will make you feel a mixture of emotions, anger, joy, satisfaction, excitement.
You will play fall in love with this game even more if you've got one, or more mates with you.
Co-Op is what makes it the best, how you and your teammates pass the ball, center it and then shoot it in.
Pros : Fun to play, a variety of gamemodes, and alot to do with simple to pick-up mechanics.
Cons : Really drags you in, forget about essays, can make your blood boil in less than a second.

Conclusion : If you're into competetive play, get a team, otherwise you'll get mad without anyone to blame.
If you're into some fun, you can play solo and&or with your friends.

Protip : get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game already, why does my review even have to convince you ?
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
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33.1 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
The singeplayer was awesome and really enjoyable.
But the multiplayer is just plain ♥♥♥♥, tried all gamemodes and none of them are fun to be honest, it feels slow, you feel squishy and underpowered compared to the singleplayer. The character customiziation and weapon costumiziation is cool and no problems there. The snapmap is also alright.
But the multiplayer is awfully bad.

Pros > Amazing singeplayer

Cons > Not a good multiplayer
Posted 4 June, 2016.
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2,005.7 hrs on record (1,906.0 hrs at review time)
100% Teamwork, it doesn't matter how good YOU are it only matters how good your TEAM is!

Armory update seems like a cashgrab.

No more operations for some reason.

Netcode issues still rampant, getting shot when on your screen you are already behind the wall.
People full running and 1 shotting you on your screen, but when you watch replay they stand completely still.

Cheaters and hackers everywhere, not ragehacking but obviously using walls or radar.

Entire community is now paranoid so if you ever do a good play, you get accused of hacking. This ruins the entire spirit of the game, cannot recall the last time anyone genuinely told someone " Nice shot " and meant it.

Literal bots in deathmatch lobbies, you can try this yourself. If you notice someone doing weird 180 turns in split seconds, try to spectate them and watch as they instantly leave the server.

I know this technically was an exploit of the system but its still funny to mention, when armory first released and everyone went to deathmatch simply to farm points. Valve was very quick to respond and nerf this strategy, and when people abused even worse exploits Valve was very quick to detect who did it and when and handed out 365d trade bans.

However when the entire community is burning and crying on youtube and twitter about the horrible state of the game when it comes to:
- Movement
- Netcode
- Cheaters
Valve makes US FEEL, as if they don't care. I wholeheartedly think they do but they're not being very convincing as of now.

I cannot recommend anyone to play counter strike 2 in it's current state, I wish the developers put more love into CS2 just like they did with CSGO. I know some of you reading this will tell me that CSGO was broken on release too, but that's a bad argument considering Valve knew what had to be fixed in CSGO and they know what needs to be fixed in CS2.
Posted 9 November, 2013. Last edited 29 April.
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