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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

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>at sleep over
>we played super mario 64 all night long
>i really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him
>friends cat comes by me & starts rubbing against me
>remember bowser boss battle
>great idea
>think it would be a funny if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser
>grabs cat tail stand up
>cat claws at me makes hissing noises
>start spinning
>friend yells out what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing
>some of his family comes into the room
>get nervous and embarrassed
>maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny
>start spinning faster
>maximum velocity reached
>scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go
>cat files into drywall and hits a stud behind it
>breaks neck and dies on impact
>everyone is speechless & starts crying and yelling
>mom callled (my parents are divorced) to take me home
>put on medication & forced to attend therapy for a long time
>never saw friend again

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated.

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One time my mother called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother. cant stop me

Waifus have changed. It's no longer about favorite animes, characters or silly art. It's an endless series of pillows, bought by weeaboos and neckbeards. Waifus, and their consumption of sexual life, has become a well-oiled machine. Waifus have changed. Sweaty obese men carry sweaty fedoras, sleep with sweaty pillows. Sex toys inside their pillows enhance and simulate their fantasies. Sexual control. Animation control. Emotion control. Weight control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Waifus have changed. The age of jokingly posting has become the age of moé. All in the name of averting catastrophe from asking a real girl out on a date. And he who represses their reality, controls their sad future. Waifus have changed. When their delusional life is under total control, waifus... become routine.