Recent reviews by 𝓩 𝓮 𝓽 𝓻 𝓮 𝓷

This is the best worst game on Steam 👍

Obvious grammatical errors are just unacceptable. Story remains tedious and without plot up until at least Chapter 3, marred further by a paltry translation job. Free version of Narcissu 1 & 2 on Steam remain objectively superior -- offering a coherent translation at the very least, and other options.

Outstanding classic PC strategy game. This is the best version right now.

Picks up somewhat later in the game, but utterly lacks the haunted grace and uncanny charm of its predecessor.

The inner mind of some teenie bopping college kid (Darren) is just less interesting than that of the stuffy, cursed, aristocrat, Samuel Gordon, of Black Mirror I.

It's not a bad game, but if I really wanted bad graphics, unlikable characters, and mediocre dialogue I could walk down my own town street. Worth playing perhaps to get to Black Mirror III.

Frustrating, ornery, and technically obstreperous; but with an unbeatable charm and unique style that'll keep you coming back for more.

Outstanding game. Dark, eerie, patient, uncanny.

This "game" literally lasts 2 minutes.

Cool beans. (See my Spartan Assault review for what I think of Spartan Strike.)

Halo: Spartan Assault is a very entertaining top-down isometric shooter straight from the horse's mouth, the likes of which has not been seen since that devil's incarnation, Halo 2 Vista, released in 2007. Thankfully, Halo: Spartan Assault is not nearly as borked, and all-in-all is a well designed game with lovely visuals and pretty graphics.

But alas, beggars cannot be choosers, and Halo PC players must do with feeding from the crumbs of Microsoft's/343's very large xbox-flavoured plate. Co-op annoyingly is non-existent, unlike the Xbox versions; and there are many annoying quirks such as lack of video options, jerky WASD movement, and lack of command line parameters. I hope for a future patch to include co-op.

I do hope this will be the first of a bulk of Halo related Steam titles. Microsoft/343 would do well to port at least Halo 3 to the PC, to satisfy our 7 year lust and to let us, your loyal fans to ''finish the fight''. Gamers of Steam by and large have welcomed the release of Halo: Spartan Assault, and I for one would definitely consider buying future Steam released Halo titles.