this man once wet his pants while we were playing a finals game of a tournament, then ran from his computer in such a shock we could hear him crying in the background while we lost the game, do NOT play w/ him

Dammit Will J, your Jamie avatar pic keeps confusing me...

:O lol. damn! i didnt notice that. I know was 1 time u got my head like 17 times all was MY head! LMAO xD

MLG MERCS. CORP 2010 (c)

You have been invited to join the ranks of the MLG MERCENARIES (c). Should you choose to accept, there is some criteria that you must follow.

Section 1: Dialect
1a. You must use the word "bro" in every sentence at least once.
1b. While using the word "dawg" is not mandatory, it is heavily encouraged.
1c. If someone appears to be enraged, you are required to say "lol u mad?"

Section 2: The attitude

Remember, you ARE better than every one else. In the event that someone disagrees, they are poor and ugly. You must make sure they know this.

Section 3: The tasks

An MLG mercenary is expected to do many tasks such as:
a. Kill bears with your eyes.
b. Find a needle in a haystack. While your on fire. In a sandstorm. With a bear on your back.
c. Automatically make everyone woman ever fall in love with you.

If you have any questions, feel free to eat ♥♥♥♥ and die.

Do you choose to accept? (y/n)

NAHHHHH ZEROOO!!!! NAHHHHHHH!!!!

Will! whats up man i havent talked to you in as while. my laptop broke so i havent been on steam or facebook in the longest.