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-Hey fridge viking, I find your appetite for fried chicken revolting.

-I would murder you, but then the title of "Most repelling ♥♥♥♥ falcon on the planet" would pass on to someone else.

-Compared with you, deep throating a cactus isn't really that bad.

-The experience of being around you can only be compared to a poop tipped smegma ♥♥♥♥ fresh out of a hobos ♥♥♥♥ hole

-The fact that you exist makes parents afraid for their children.

-Why are you so pissed off, Cinderella, did someone ♥♥♥♥ in your glove box?

-When compared to you, launching myself off a cliff isn't really that bad.

-I wake up every morning hoping that a yeti throat-rapes you in a brothel, you over ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bush comber.

-Alright piss falcon here's the rub, either you douche the sand out of your vagina or no ♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna fist you with chain-mail