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CS2 is actually unplayable now. GG to all the REAL ONES who peaked in Season 1 like me and the boys. For we are the future of society. We were a different breed. S2 demons? Nah, just lucky rats abusing the system.

Peeker’s Advantage is a built-in wallhack for WiFi warriors who teleport across my screen like anime villain.

Smokes? I throw a perfect one, and BAM,some budget s1mple/ZywOo with 400 ping or a lag switch sees me in 4K Ultra HD 480Hz monitor, swinging through the smoke 1 tapping my whole team on a fresh account ofc.

Pop flashes? Mine lands and no one is blind, while enemy flashes hit like the Big Bang. I get full-whited, forget my name, where i live and wake up in a different country, and by the time I see again, I’m on a respawn timer.

HOLDING an off angle, some demon swings out like a NASA AI bot and deletes me before my monitor processes the pixels.This game is engineered against me. Someone at Valve is watching my matches, laughing, to make sure I suffer. GG

Trembling like a squirting ♥♥♥♥♥ yeehaw

UwU~ Another glorious 12-hour shift in the office-sama’s realm of despair (｡•́︿•̀｡)
// Don’t forget to stay hydrated with your holy water (aka coffee-kun ☕),
// or you might end up like a sleepy tanuki~ (◕‿◕✿)
// Remember, your stapler-chan and printer-senpai are your ultimate allies!
// But beware the boss-kaiju's sudden roar: "Where’s my TPS report?!" (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*burps, chews loudly* mmmhmm.....so, Mikiziki wants a new fantasy world, EH? *farts, chews* alright then, let's get to work....*farts again, grabs napkin and pencil* so....middle-earth is taken, is it? Then how about...the...*ponders, chewing furiously* lands in between? No no, *farts* too busy, what about....lands 'tween? No....*burps*....I've got it! Every major character *♥♥♥♥♥ all over chair* will be named with a G, R, R or M! It's brilliant! *dies of heart failure*