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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:24pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:03am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:49pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 2:50am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:00pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 2:52am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:03pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 10:01am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 3:16am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 10:09am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 11:08am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:57am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:08am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:34am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:49am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:03am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:30am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:43am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 9:02am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:18am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 8:47am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:14am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:42am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 6:46am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:10am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:30am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:59am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 8:03am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:06pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:27pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:33pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:49am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 4:15am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 3:56am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:28am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:44am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:31am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 8:43am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 9:03am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 3:20am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.