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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 3:28am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 3:45am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 5:22am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 6:43am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 12:03am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 3:53am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 2:40am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 3:47am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 3:29am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 4:08am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 6:00am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 5:08am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 3:51pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 12:29am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 2:05am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:30am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:55am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:27am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:30am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm



The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos