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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:46pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:00pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:52pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:39pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:07pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:51pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:56pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:21am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:06am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:13am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:22pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:28pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:21am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:25am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:00pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:15am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:23am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:51pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:12am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:15pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:45am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:52pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:15am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:08am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:12pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:35am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:20pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:20pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:18pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:58pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:43pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:33am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:21pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:28pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:18am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:13pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:17pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:42pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:09pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:33pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:45pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:08pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:46pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:55pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:20am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:15am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:57pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:34pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:46pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:14pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:37pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:55pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:39pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:26pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:02pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:35pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:00pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:34pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:57am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:24pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:15pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:42am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:24am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:13pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:50pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:55am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:10am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:35am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:59pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:56pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:11pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:19am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:32pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:55pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:33pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:51pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:10am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:50pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:03am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:03am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:29am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:35am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:55am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:32pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:56am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:56am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:45am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:56am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:24am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:20pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:40pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:56am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:45am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:10am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:28am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:55am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:20am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:09pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:02pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:56pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:18pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:55am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:43pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:40pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:02pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:00pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:14am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:06pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:35am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:24am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:50am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:33pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:20pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:53am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:57am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:42pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:10pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:27pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:44pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:24am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:54am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:00am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:40am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:40pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:46pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:46pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:46pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:32pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:18pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:59am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:40am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:12pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:17pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:48pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:25am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:58am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:21am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:41pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:55pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:55am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:12am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:28pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:41pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:02am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:01am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:32pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked