Garfield: *snores loudly*
Nermal: Like the fog, Nermal comes on lit-tle cat feet, with built in sneakers.
Automatic Fridge: Warning! You are too close to this refrigerator! Step back or the alarm will go off! Repeat, you are too close to this refrigerator! Please step back!
Nermal: Deagh - Garfield!
Garfield: *yawns* Talking refrigerator alarm with infrared sensors - reacts to body heat, latest thing for discouraging unauthorized pigouts and unwanted guest stars. - Take the hint, Nermal!
Nermal: It just so happens that yours truly, the world's cutest kitten, is here to tell a story on your show today, Garfield.
Garfield: Who says?
Nermal: The network, that's who! *ah-eh-em*
Anonymous Sales Representative: Fluctuations indicate that guest star "cutability-quotient" has a significant impact on the actual numbers.
Garfield: Can I have that in English? - Or don't you speak that?
Anonymous Sales Representative: Garfield, the bottom line is, that we want Nermal to tell a story.