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Decanus 2022年12月18日 6時14分 
The "R Mika is a bad character design" bandwagon never fails to disappoint. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Street Fighter. There is a green guy with electricity powers. He doesn't even electrocute you, he electrocutes his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self first and then you second. And you know what we did in the 90s? We shrugged our shoulders and nodded at each other, "Oh shucks! Capcom is so wacky!" What will they think of next?
Decanus 2022年12月18日 6時14分 
They thought of a 7 foot tall Mexican and then they took a lunch break for 3 months and decided that thinking of new characters for Street Fighter was hard work for a pre-globalized world with fair wages. Let's see, we can make a game in one year that pulls enough profit to pay for each employee that worked on this for....let me get my calculator out, that's 5 million dollars per person here at Capcom. Ahhhhhh just steal Bruce Lee and keep the money. And Fei Long was and is loved, for no reason, really. Back then, you could take risks on retarded ideas and people would still love you.
Decanus 2022年12月18日 6時14分 
Think about it - the fact that someone went to a board meeting, just got done making a sketch of Ryu, and another man spoke up and said said "Okay, and then we make an Indian guy with stretchy legs." And they did. And despite Indians having no cultural relevance to stretchy legs, or ♥♥♥♥, cultural relevance in fighting or games in general? We have Dhalsim. Are we better for it? Yes, he adds something to the game and because it was the 90s, it wasn't for diversity or hashtags, it was just because some idiots in Japan were not ashamed that they didn't know anything about India. They had no ideas then and they still released a Street Fighter every year because it was profitable. R Mika is a Dostoevsky character compared to T Hawk.
Decanus 2022年12月18日 6時14分 
They put Street Fighter on every system. They put it on a system with only 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buttons that couldn't produce anything that sounded human and told you to buy a controller for their game, and then told you to ♥♥♥♥ off, No more street fighter games, and sorry about the controller you had to buy to play our game. Oh and all the characters sound like they have cystic fibrosis on the Genesis version, too. Look that up in Encarta. Games made money with no problem: For christ sake, they released a game where you needed to buy another game just to make the first game work - and it was a flagship Sonic game for $70 bucks...and it MADE money. Sonic and Knuckles was an extortion project, not a videogame.
Decanus 2022年12月18日 6時14分 
It didn't make "Uhh this game is successful, but we can't fund a sequel by ourselves" successful, it was "Let's put this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a game about Pinball because Pinball rhymes with Spinball, a word we just made up." successful. The 90s were a time when you could make ♥♥♥♥ up without risk. You could fail at everything in life and still get a job in middle management making a good income. If Sonic Spinball could be made un-ironically, then so can your salary. Now kids without STEM degrees are called worthless by job-secure 59 year olds in hiring HR. "Look, I don't think you're qualified for this job, Microsoft Excel can be very daunting.
Decanus 2022年12月18日 6時14分 
900 people are competing for this job, and I found 500 math PhDs in Bangladesh who are willing to do the work over Skype. "It says here you have a degree in History: I had a degree in history too, art history - it's just like regular history only less. ♥♥♥♥ you." So part of our interview is to figure out a way for me to justify why I can work here and why you can't - which is hard because, keep in mind, I have some brown people that will work over Gmail and pay for their own long-distance Skype credit, which saves me about 99% of an otherwise healthy worker's salary per year. A few questions: Do you have a math PhD? No? Do you have the motivation to work under pressure..hold on i'm not done...Do you have the motivation to work under pressure even if you're being paid in circus peanuts?