Scream.

You, me, gas-station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Oh uh! There was a roofie inside of our gas-station sushi. We black out wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish - Horny Fish. You what that means. Fish orgy. The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it at a brawl then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance, Dance, Revolution. Revolution? Overthrown the government. Uhhh I think so? The next thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Black out again. Wake up. Do a bump, wide out - Which I didn't know you could do. Then I smoke a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. OH UH! Looks like the meth is kicking in - GUHBUGHGUHHUCKGUHGGHUG HHAAAA GHUAH AHHH AAAAAAAH AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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