Recent reviews by Professor1984

*bright light blinds the employees at valve, then a black void surronds the members and staff. Followed by what seems like the passage of time*

Time Valve? Is it really that time again? It seems as if this game only just arrived. Your team has done a phenominal amount of work in a medium to large amount of time. You don't need to prove yourself, in fact, i have confidence you will show us more reason why waiting is worth the effort. *Adjusts tie*

Rather then offer your company the illusion of how grateful myself, and my employees are with your stellar performance, I will take the liberty of showing it for you.....*shows you a bright future where we will see this company re-revolutionize pc gamming and now vr gamming* I do apologize for the excessive amount of gammers who cant seem to understand the value of patience, Valve. I trust they will be shown how good companies can still make great games. In the meantime...this is where i get off.

just deleted my huge review.......

Overall good game for all players for a different twist to the Battle Royale Genere.

9/10

What can I say about Bag Simulator other then I HATE YOU DALLAS SO MUCH >:( . Game revolves around some awesome scenarios such as robbing a bank, making drugs, and stealing high value items from locations that have a Five Nights at Freddy's security, to FORT KNOX. With the developers coming out with new content, the gameplay is kept fresh with new weapons masks, and mods. Few things about the game though that bugs me. Hackers and griefers are the bane of any game, however making it where if you join a game with one, they can either create an unrealistic game play (spawning infinite turrets) to where they max out your exp and thus ruining your accomplishments you made and make you have to reset your skills back to one. Development should be implemented where a name can be recorded, and developers make a permeant mask they cannot take off with BIG letters over the mask saying I AM A CHEATER. The game relies on teamwork, which is AWESOME. Each skill tree has something for all players can bring to help with the missions. However with the bots when playing with less than four........dear God, sometimes i wondered if a rock would have been a better choice for the bot player. WHY can they not CARRY ANYTHING??? WHY is it when I’m down, right in front of them, SCREAMING their name, they take off in the other direction and run straight at the police? AND DALLAS...................................... I would take a deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic person then Dallas. Whenever we have him as a bot or player, he seems to be slowing everything down.
In the end however i enjoy this game. Great time for co-op players and would say it’s worth the buy.

Its been awhile since my burn through this game. When I first got this game I was amazed at the great detail they put into the visual aspect of the island. The map sizes were great and and brought a fresh idea to melee system for zombie games. I was saddened however to hear the developers caved to parental control over what was deemed offencive as child zombies. YOU HAD THEM IN THE TRAILER, why not in the game?!?!?!? I digress, The characters where a bit cheezy, jock, thug, ninja/samuri, and ausie, thats what i deffined their classes as. I thought that the nerfing of the guns was a bit saddened. They should have made it where ammo was scarce, but gun waould be a huge advantage when you had some. Weapon crafting was a nice touch. I would always find it amuzing playing as the jock, and using the home run bat to throw it a zombies and watch them fly across the map . Specials were......special. You had the Charger in a straight jacket from L4D2, a Muscle zombie, and santa in a swimsuit. Btw watch out for santa, if you kill him with your weapons stuck into him , he sometimes glitches out of map and your items are then gone. I would say that i was yet sadden that developers for the game didnt fix certain issues with the game. There was a cut scene where the players lower a crate down to a NPC, and the back ground looked like you were going through a Willey Wonka tunnel ride. I would still say its worth the buy. Story was decent, cheesy at the end but still good, lots of stuff to craft, and keep me playing for a bit.

I will have to say am rather impressed with this game. As most people I am a huge zombie fan. I am however very picky when it comes to the type of genre of zombies though, meaning I choose slow and numerous zombies vs Husan Bolt steroid zombies. This game gives me that sense of dread because of the mission campaigns you have to stratigize and communicate to survive rather then being a roided jock abe to heal off zombie bites. I also love the details the game puts in (turning, health kit, and suicide option) gives more depth to character as well. The other side of the game is a hold out mission which i dont care for, mostly because I suck at standing still. Deffinatly worth the payment for, and as always looking forward to more updates to the game.