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This is the story of a man named Zang.
Zang worked for a company in a big building where he was IT Tech Guy #2.
Orders came through to him through a monitor on his desk telling him which cables to plug in, how long to leave them plugged in for and what order.
This is what IT Tech Guy #2 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending.
Zang relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for the job.
And Zang was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened.
Something that would forever change Zang.
Something that he would never forget.
He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he had realised that he had heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. With an extended free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward and the thrilling Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime.

Reason you see him dying so much in videogames is that its connected to his anal buttplug.

Seddim want senpai

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What Is A Gambit In Chess? A gambit happens in chess when a player gives up material during the opening to seek some kind of compensation. Most gambits require the sacrifice of one or more pawns, while a few of them involve sacrificing more valuable pieces. The Queen's Gambit offers a pawn on move two.