The person you are attempting to read about has stopped caring halfway through the sentence. Instead what you will receive is a series of innane babblings that ultimately amount to nothing. Crusader of justice for the mighty Lord Gaben is my job, and I take it quite seriously. I spread the gospel of Gaben with many lulz and much tomfoolery! Any who stand in the way of fun and enjoyment will soon be crushed under his mighty fist! There is no rage quitting in the Steam dojo, only the whining of those too weak willed to handle the glory of Gaben! Those of you stout of heart and ready for enjoyment and adventure are welcome to join me anytime!