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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A passer-by spots a fisherman by a river. "Is this a good river for fish?" he asks.
"Yes", replies the fisherman, "It must be. I can't get any of them to come out."
ㅤ* Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
👃 * 👔 * 🥗 * 🏓 * 📗 * 📒 * 🐠 * 🎽 * 👳 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 💚 * 🌸 * 🍆 * 🚕 * 👽

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼

……………¨♥*✫♥,
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…….♥*…………….. __/\__
…….*♥……………….*-:¦:-*
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´¸…*♥..´¸……………*♥♫♥ *
´¸¸♥*………………..✯•♫•♥ •*
´¸.•✫ ….………….. *♥•♫•♫♥*
~`,`~….…………. ✯♥•♦♫♥•♥*.
`.✫`…….………. *♥☺♥•♥•☺♥*.
●/ ……….……..✯♥•♥♠♫♥#♥•♥ *..
/ ▌……….……*♥♫•♥♫•♥♫♥ •♫♥*
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