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Super Meat Boy: Prepare to Die Edition

I can finally have v a p o r w a v e w a l l p a p e r s

I flew out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chair and screamed so loud my mic started blasting white noise.

CRUSADES

>be me
>new to the game
>have about 50 men
>some are good but a few troops need work
>go to a castle to see the lord
>castle starts getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raided
>383 people exactly
>oh♥♥♥♥ineedhelp
>barely any other soldiers were there to defend the garrison, like 30 at the most
>have the chance to flee but don't want them to take the castle
>decide to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fight them
>after 30 minutes my 50 men and I defeated all 383 of them
>my entire top half of my body is covered in blood
>Half my men are d-e-d DED
>Upsetti
>jarls men come AFTER I've already fought
>thank me
>I talk to the king
>he thanks me
>lets me become a lord just like I was trying to be in the first place
>10 hours later have over double the men, everyone loves me, trying to bring peace to the world

This game is addictive, fun, and a whole lot of anxiety mixed in if you're new like me but I love it and once you learn how to manage everything and not get imprisoned by other men over and over, you'll have a blast. Get the napoleoon DLC for the multiplayer if you want PVP with old ass guns.

Update: I've wiped the Nords off the map. All hail Swadia.

I used to think this game was just some edgelord ♥♥♥♥, but now..
You can mod it..
To play as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crash Bandicoot

It's still the best game of its genre to play