big pisser, even bigger ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm gonna touch you

Dear winner!
You have been selected out of a group of 100 people to be given the big gay

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Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five,
The headline screamed that I was still alive,
I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
I dreamed I'd been in a border town,
In a little cantina that the boys had found,
I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds.
When along came a senorita,
She looked so good that I had to meet her,
I was ready to approach her with my English charm,
When her brass knuckled boyfrien

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