GO TO YOUR ROOM SON!

sometimes he yells at me

Oh, Swoony. You're the sexiest buttery black guy I know. Remember when you almost caught me standing over you bed watching you sleep? You don't, but I do. I hid under your bed and found a pair of your boxers. I still have those. They're hanging above my bed along with the shrine that I have of you. Pictures of you sleeping, going to the bathroom, and watching that midget porn that you love so much. Bottom line is... I love watching you fap more than anyone else. Even though you get off to Hillary Clinton's foot porn.. I still love you anyways.

Heres the d

Oh no. My victims are voicing themselves.