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🎄 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 🏀 * 👑 * 🏓 * 🥗 * 🍇 * 💛 * 🐊 * 🍧 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🕺 * 🎍 * 💗
ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"
ㅤ* It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
ㅤ* Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
🚘 * 📕 * 📀 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🐟 * 👳 * ⛳ * 📗 * 🌋 * 👃 * 💎 * 🚕 * 🎫 * 💃 * 💚
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!