Recent reviews by You Tryhard

You bought this game because you are cripplingly addicted to Souls-like games.
I bought this game because I am horny.
We are not the same.

I like hitting the monster but I don't like it when the monster hits me.

This game let me live my wildest sexual fantasies of having a job and someone who actually loves me.

It's not Pokemon with guns, it's ARK but Japanese.

You will either burn out in ARR or become a walking talking billboard for the game.

A love story about 4 men and their inability to buy a drill that works properly.

You never really stop playing TF2. You just take long breaks that last up to a few years before coming crawling back.

It's not 2D Minecraft, trust me.

This game is good if you have:
- No money
- Lot's of spare time

This game is bad if you have:
- a job
- a Wife/girlfriend
- children
- bills
- church
- a mortgage loan
- another hobby
- any form of responsibility in your life

I would have reviewed this sooner, but that would mean leaving the factory, and the factory must grow.